Stationsplein 45 3013 AK Rotterdam
t: 010 8468797
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HOW TO GET IN TOUCH WITH THE SUICIDE CLUB
Hungry and want to make a reservation? Visit the dinner page to view our menu. If you like what you see (and you will), reserve your table by opening the widget in the bottom right corner.
Want to come to an event? Visit the dance page to see what we have planned and to purchase tickets.
Curious about our menu or ingredients? You can consult our menu on the dinner page. And, yes, we are vegetarian friendly!
Want to organize an event or book for a group of more than 15 people? If you want to organize a custom event, please reach out to email@example.com.
Want to write about us? Any press requests can be filed through firstname.lastname@example.org. You can download the Press Kit, which includes high res photos and a bit about us.
Lost something important, or another urgent matter that can’t wait? Please call us directly at +31 (0)10 8468797
HOW TO GET TO THE SUICIDE CLUB
You’re looking for a door that isn’t quite a door, but it knows you for what you are. It goes round and round, or if it’s cold, it slides. And then you’ll go through another one just like it. And that takes you…
Nowhere. (What were you expecting?)
You’ll find yourself on a path, but not for people. It’s more like a road. For cars.
But up and to your left, you’ll see another set of doors. There, you may find someone waiting for you. Or you may not. And if you pass their test, they may let you through. BUT DON’T BE MISLED: there are two sets of doors (three if you look too far). You must take the right one. And by right we mean left.
And when those doors open, you will find an escort to take you up. Up to where? Up to the kitchen! Don’t you know we serve man?
Relax. You’ll find us on the other side of the rabbit hole.